I Feel Pretty

This fifteen-minute facial works like a charm, they say,
And should be done "occasionally" ... just 3 times every day.
And then to firm the muscles, and tone the tissues, too,
Here's a list of exercises everyone should do.

They only take ten minutes, and will restore her beauty,
And for a gal who wants to please her husband, it's her duty!
He likes her with a golden tan, so each day that's an hour;
Then she'll wash and set her hair, and take a long cool shower.

No lady wants dry skin, of course, so she'll smooth on these lotions.
She can't be in a hurry, she'll use soft soothing motions.
It shouldn't take much longer now, to manicure the nails ...
So many things are to be done, so many fine details!

She must apply her makeup with most exacting care;
She'll rearrange her coiffure, and smooth out every hair.
And now that she's so tan and soft and beautiful and sweet ...
He comes home, looks at her and smiles, and says, "Dear, what's to eat?"